Sunday, March 28, 2004
recent trend... sigh
the recent trend has been -- everyone's getting bf/gf... must be college. In light of this, people like me (alone and not planning to look for one yet), specifically, me, found these stuff (originally in Chinese, translated into English...that being said, a lot simply can't be translated, thus i'll have the Chinese for those who can read them):
Definition of Boyfriend:
He is the one that/who -
on those windy raining day, is willing to open up the umbrella and shield u from rain.
*¬O¨ºÓ¦b·«BÄƹsªº©]±ß,¼µ¤@§â³Ê,¬°§A¾B·ÀÉ«Bªº¨ºÓ¤H;
in the deep dark night, when you hold his hand, you wont fear anymore.
*¬O¨ºÓ¦bº©º©ªø©],²o¥Lªº¤â,§A«K¤£¦A®`©Èªº¨ºÓ¤H;
during the snowy winter, gave u a pair of warm hand.
*¬O¨ºÓ³·ªá¯É¸ªº´H¥V,µ¹§A¤@Âù·Å·xªº¤âªº¨ºÓ¤H;
when you feel sad, you'd like to lean on his shoulder and just cry.
*¬O¨ºÓ§A¨ü©e©}®É,·Q¥ñ¦b¥LªÓÀY,¤jú¤@³õªº¨ºÓ¤H;
makes you so angry that you cry, then try all the method in the world to make you smile.
*¬O¨ºÓ§â§A®ðú,µM«á¤d¤è¦Êp³r§A¯ºªº¨ºÓ¨ºÓ¤H;
want to watch the Matrix, but still watched You've Got Mail with you.
*¬O¨ºÓ³ßÅw²×·¥Äµ±´,«o³§A¬Ý¹q¤l±¡®Ñªº¨ºÓ¤H;
who cringes when he tastes ur cooking, yet acts like he's gobbling it down mad.
*¬O¨ºÓ½K¬Ü«~¹Á§A°µªº¨ÎªÔ,«o§@¯T§]ªê«|ª¬ªº¨ºÓ¤H;
when he's happy, you nags and roll your eyes at; when he's mad, you willingly stay next to like a good girl.
*¬O¨ºÓ¥L¶}¤ß®É,§A¹ï¥L§jÄG¤l,Àü²´·ú¡A¥L¯u¥Í®ð®É¡A§A¨Ä¨Ä¦b¤@®Çªº¨ºÓ¤H;
is willing to count the stars with you, but not willing to shop with you.
*¬O¨ºÓÄ@·N³§A¼Æ¬P¬P,«o¤£Ä@³³}µóªº¨ºÓ¤H;
feels that if he can call you, he doesn't need to write you.
*¬O¨ºÓµ¹§A¥´¹q¸Ü,«K¤£Ä@µ¹§A¼g«Hªº¨ºÓ¤H;
remembers when your brithday is, but always forget to get you roses.
*¬O¨ºÓ°O±o§Aªº¥Í¤é,«o§Ñ°Oµ¹§A¶Rª´ºÀªº¨ºÓ¤H;
at times can just chat with random cuties online but never ask u to chat (this is really wrong in english... have to read teh chinese... sorry)
*¬O¨ºÓ¦³®É¥i¦bBBS©M¤£»{ÃѪº¬ü¬Ü°§è³J¤]¤£³§A»¡²á²á¤Ñªº¤H;
you just want to punch him so hard, yet gives a kiss for.
*¬O¨ºÓ§A·Qµ¹¥L¨â®±ÀY,«oµ¹¥L¤@Ó§kªº¨ºÓ¤H;
you want to hate so much, but can never do so.
*¬O¨ºÓ§A·Q«ë,«o«ç»ò¤]«ë¤£°_ªº¨ºÓ¤H!
Definition of Girlfriend(might cause some contraversy):
'Gf is one who:
when you're angry she tries everything to make you happy. Just to make you happy she's willing to do everything she originally cannot want to do.
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always remember your promise, but always asks you whether if you regret it.
2.¤kªB¤Í´N¬O§â§Aªº©Ó¿Õ¨è¦b¤ßùØ¡A«o¤´¬O¤£°±°l°Ý§A
«á¤£«á®¬ªº¨ºÓ¤H¡C
loves so deeply, yet never willing to express it with words
3.¤kªB¤Í´N¬O·R§A·R±o¦a¦Ñ¤Ñ¯î«oµL½×¦p¦ó¤£ªÖ¶}¤fªí¹Fªº¨ºÓ¤H¡C
under the low lamplight, with those vibrant words, writes poems about you.
4.¤kªB¤Í´N¬O¦b±C®Pªº¿O¥ú¤U¡A¥Î¨ºÄ}¯Éªº¤å¦r¬°§A¼g¸Öªº¨ºÓ¤H¡C
who let's u hold her shoulder as u walk; no matter what step u take, she has the same rhythm - and let those footsteps leave a mark on her heart
5.¤kªB¤Í´N¬O¦b°¨¸ô¤WÅý§A»´»´·fµÛ¦oªºªÓ¡A«ç»ò¨«¨B¥ï³£©M§A¤@¼Ë¡AÅý²`±¡ªº¸}¦L¯O¦b¤ß¤Wªº¨ºÓ¤H¡C
always worry if she doesnt look cute enough, beautiful enough in front of you.
6.¤kªB¤Í´N¬O¦b§A±«e®É¨è¾á¤ß¦Û¤v¤£°÷º}«G¡B¤£°÷¥iªº¨ºÓ¤H¡C
under turmoil seems strong, but when she sees you can get so childish
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who can be normal friend and who can be boyfriend:
normal: chat with you online at midnight until very very late
bf: sees you online at midnight will attempt to kick u off (of course you can fight for a couple of minutes)
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normal: tells you go hang out and forget about report and classes
bf: hurry you into finishing your hw, or wanting to discuss hw w/ you.
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normal: when u're sick, he'll say nice stuff to care about you
bf: when u're sick, he'll care until you feel sick, and THEN force you to go to the doctors.
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normal: he'll alway say nice things to flatter you; you think he's great!
bf: all that he says cares about you! normally sounds like he's giving commands, and you're like "what's up with that"
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normal: cooperate on everything with you, as long as you're happy
bf: he'll analyze what's good what's bad for you, but you only feel that he care too much
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normal: he'll say he make you the happiest person ever.
bf: he can only promise u that when you're with him, he's the happiest.
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normal: he'll get the midnight snack, deliever them, and take you to/from school
bf: he'll get the midnight snack, but he'll remind you about what's healthy; he'll take you to school, but only under the condition that it's on his way to class, because he cannot simply ditch class beacuse of you - his grade will drop, which means bad jobs, and in the future how can you have good life together~ he thinks far far ahead.
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posted by Samuel on 2:39 AM
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